"The secret to success is learning to go from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm."

"Living the focused life is not about trying to feel happy all the time…rather, it’s about treating your mind as you would a private garden and being as careful as possible about what you introduce and allow to grow there."

"Blessed are the hearts that can bend; they shall never be broken."

"None of us have to go to anyone. And the idea that we do is a mental illness we contracted from breath mint commercials and Sandra Bullock. We can’t keep going to each other until we learn to go to ourselves. Stop making our hatred of ourselves someone else’s job and just stop hating ourselves."

"I will not complain about the solution when I hear it."

"Funny noises are not funny."

"I will not torment the emotionally frail."

"I will not spank others."